Thursday, May 04, 2006

A Conversation

Few days ago I was passing through the "Motijheel colony Market" on a rickshaw. The rickshaw puller was young, healthy and strong :P and he was pulling so hard that I could feel some air in my body which was giving me comfort in this scorching heat of summer [ cut from the essay of rainy season ]


While passing the market we both saw for a few seconds; that in one shop there was a TV and "Undertaker" was pushing hard someone in TenSports. Thus the story begins !

The Rickshaw puller - (his name is Kader)- slowed down his speed started talking
"Boss- eita Undertaker na?"
I was astonished for a while - "ho"
Kader- "Ehon WWF champion keda? "
Me- (:-S) "ami ashole jani na "
Kader-"Apner stone cold Steve austin .. here amar sob cheye beshi bhallage .. halay aisa mone koren je johon beer er botol da dhaila kotha koi tohon to baki gular kapakapi ..."
Me-".."
kadder- "Toy undertaker kintu bujheln char dei deikha .. noile ei dumba mone koren je ekbar apner 'kane' re jei paikari mair dilo tai deikhai bujha jai he ki cheese .. "
Me-"he he .. ho ho .. "
Kader- "Apne mone hoi khela dehen na ..! "
Me- "na bhai dehi na bohu din "
Kader - "Taile ki koren miah .. kotto teha dhaltase ei khelar pichone apnera miah dehen na .. apne koren ki ? "
Me - "na bhai kisu kori na .. kalke theika dekhum"
Kader- "football- crciket dehen ni ?"
[i felt comfort yes ! I know something about this]
Me-"ho ho .. ta to dehi e .."
Kader- "Bissho cup jen kobe bhai ? "
Me- "June e start hoibo .. ar July er first week e mone hoi final"
Kader- "Tarikjh janen na bhai? huur !!"
me- :S
Kader - "Ivory Coast eibar dhukse .. Argentina er group e ase mone hoi.. ar keda jani ase ?"
Me- :s ar .. ar .. ar..... chech Republic !! [thank God I could remember one ! ]
Kader - "oo ho ho .. ei team er mone koren je kothin dour ase .. edi apner dourai kuttar lahan .. dour e apne mone koren je ego loge parben na .. Argentina er eibar koshto hoibo .. hego prottek bar mone koren kothin hoia jai kemne jani ! "
Me- "apne kon dol bhai ?"
Kader - "Argentina !"
Me- :-S [shit ! again caught:( i am brazil supporter]
Kader - "apne nischoy Brazil"
Me - :-S "Hore bhai .. Brazil to eibar dol bhaloi .."
Kader - "Bhaloi bujhlam kintu eksho ekta striker niya to ar dol hoi na hego mid fielder naika "
Me - "na na ke koise Ronaldinho ki dosh korlo ? he to best player.."
Kader - "he he koi ki ? he bujhi mid-fielder? ha ha ha ha ha "
Me- :-S [shit ! I am totally confused ! ]
Kader - "Aicha bhai kon dehi jinish pattir je eirum dam bartase amra koi jaitam !?" [topic changed and this topic is much more sophisticated ! ]
Me- "Ho bhai .. ki ar kora .."
Kader - "ei j mone koren je hei din ei shirt khan kinlam 250 teha dia shokh koira .. he he .. bhai e ki biya korsen ni?"
Me - "na na .." [thinking ..I was wearing a shirt of 200 /- ]
Kader- "ei biya sadhi mone koren je jibone ekkhan jhamela .. agey mone koren je hara rait khep martam .. hara din ghumaitam .. johon mone koito bair hoitam .. nijer rickshaw loia ja mon chai kortam .. ehon mone koren je ar ager moto pari na .."
Me- "apne biya korsen koi din hoilo?"
Kader - "beshi din hoi naikka .. toi jinish pattir dam jemne bartase omne koira to ar rikshaw bhara bare na .. ami mone koren moghbazar modhubagh er bostit thahi ... ei gorome rickshaw chalaia to ar pushai na .. mone kortasi computer shikhum !!!"
Me- [ :O ]
Kader - "computer jana thakle mone koren bohut kame lagbo .. apner ehon to sob e computer .. ki kon ?! "
Me - "ho ho ... computer chara upai nai .."

At this very moment i reached my destination.

Kader miah shook hand with me and told "bhai jan kisu mone koiren na bohut kotha koisi .. mone koren je sara din e sob passenger er loge to ar kotha kaon jai na .. jago loge kotha koia bhalo lage hego loge ektu beshi kotha koi .. thank you ! "
Me - "welcome ...na na .. thik ache .. apne bhai onek janen ami nijeo eto jani na .. asum ne apner barit .. amar phone no. rakhen dorkar hoile phone dien"


[what u think? one of my friends said that he is special agent ha ha ha .... whatever he is .. he is smart and intelligent ]



14 Comments:

At 12:30 PM, Anonymous abedin said...

desh to dekhi asolei unnotir jowar e vese jachhe..rickshawalarao akhon koto kichu jane..amra sala khat roia gelam saragibon..btw the bottom line is Argentina rules as Brazil doesnt hav ny gr8 midfielder :P

 
At 1:28 PM, Blogger AuditiO Addabaaz said...

hahahaha!! amio argentina :P what i hate most about brazil is ronaldo :@ beta taklu akamer dheki :X

ami 2 bochor dhore kheladhula theke ekebare bichchinno :( kono khobor rakhi na... khali scorecard dekhte bhalo lage?

rikhshawalare amar posondo hoise :P ... akhon risksha chorte ichcha kortese :( ... ekbar ami bon r ammu ricksha diye jaitesi... to rikshawala besh young... joreshore chalachche... ek beta ondhokare bhule tar cycleta pray ricksha'r gaye uthay dise... amader rickshawala gali dise "oi mia chokhe dekhosh na? kathal maira bochkaia dimu"... shesher kothata shune hashte hashte amader pet fatar oboshtha!!!

 
At 1:59 PM, Blogger aragorn said...

dipu see, brazil e mid fielder nai... ki hobe re...:P.... tui shala duub dili ken??

we dont have cable connection in my home... but i get the sound, from the tin shades whr rickshaw pullers live!!!... :S...

http://aragorndhk.blogspot.com/2006/03/bangla-bhai-and-rickshaw-puller.html

check the link... rickshaw wala ra koto smart....:P

 
At 2:31 PM, Blogger Mohamed said...

Don't get it, something about rickshaw, another thing about wrestling, another about a tv in amarket, something about check republic, another about Brazil and Argentina,

I don't get it :(

 
At 4:25 PM, Blogger dipu_1&only said...

abedin and audity ! time will tell everything :D let the world cup begin!

tareq dont worry man ! ke bolse nai ? ache kader miah amare confused korsilo ! ar tor oi post to dekhechi e .. he he .. dekhi part time rickshaw tana jai kina ! :P

Mohammed ur comment was nice ! the situation was so critical that I couldn`t express it in english :( he he but u guessed all the topic right ! ha ha ha ...

 
At 12:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

he he ..!! dat was really gr8 , nice n funny incident ... hmm ..very intelligent rickshaw-wala ..!! ...

(i also agree wid auditio's comment (1st para) ...i wanted to write da same ..!!! )

 
At 8:34 PM, Anonymous marine said...

dipu its really souds good but i guess somebody was with u coz....
was that person ur coligue or .... nway man cheer up and go on....

 
At 9:14 PM, Blogger Rajputro said...

What a conversation!!!

Btw I am a dutch fan and don't like the argentinians except for messi. :D

 
At 3:51 PM, Blogger Manzur said...

hmmm ... he might be a special agent... who knows! but the rikshaw wala rockz!

BTW ... I dont like football and dont watch it... ... so no idea abt it

 
At 12:28 PM, Blogger dipu_1&only said...

he he shafi .. dutch ra mone kor je kothin sokto dol.. deha jak aitase world cup ki korbar pare :P

oi shovan tui na bole ek somoy heavy striker chili .. ;)

 
At 5:46 PM, Blogger Rajputro said...

dipur hoise ki blog likhena ken?

 
At 11:49 PM, Blogger dipu_1&only said...

koi din bhalo lagtesilo na .. ekhon suru korsi abar ..

 
At 6:53 AM, Blogger AuditiO Addabaaz said...

hmmm... season boro kharap :(

 
At 1:44 PM, Anonymous boro vhai said...

oi dipu, rickshawala re ekta post dimu .......world vakua committe er prochar sompadok....kmn hoilo re post ta ..........jei post e dei ....vakua committee te ore nite hobei....amra or jonno i wait kortesi...

 

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